July 31, 2007
Likes:
I like travelling…
I like poker…
I like the word “aerosol”… it makes me giggle…
I like penguins… but I couldn’t eat a whole one…
I like that new interweb thingy…
I like using ellipses…
I like Tom Stoppard’s wordplay… man’s a genius…
I like Japanese, Thai and Indian food… but *preferably* not mixed together…
I like paradoxes…
I like that I’m an Aries, because we Arians don’t believe in star signs… ooh… paradox… niiiice…
I like sleep… and I like coffee… is that a paradox too?…
I like red red wine… the song (Neil Diamond not UB40) and the drink (Cab Sauv not Rose)…
I like the smell of napalm in the morning… no wait… I love it…
I like long showers… water restrictions be damned… listen… I’ll wizz in the shower… on my lawn… heck… in my car’s radiator… just please… let me keep the long showers…
I like Jon Stewart’s wit…
Hates:
I hate queues… I hate queue jumpers… and I hate typing the word “queue”…
I hate poker…
I hate Bette Midler… Will Ferrell… and Oprah… in that order…
I hate cigarette smoke… but I don’t hate cigarette smokers… it’s not PC to hate junkies…
I hate sitting behind a tall person at a show… but I don’t hate tall people… it’s not PC to hate freaks
I hate Political Correctness…
I hate people who sneeze like they’re spraying an aerosol… heh heh… aerosol…
I hate crowds…
I hate raindrops on roses… but whiskers on kittens are a must…
I hate Drew Barrymore’s ex… what’s his name… Tom Green? Comedian on his mother’s side if you ask me…
I don’t not dislike double negatives… triples are ok though…
I hate mornings… the waking up part anyway… (see “I like sleep” for more information)…
I hate you… (no… not YOU… the guy BEHIND you… peeking at you from behind the curtains… seriously man… that’s so not cool)…
I hate green eggs and ham… Seuss… you haven’t heard of salmonella? And you call yourself a Doctor…
I hate that I seem to hate more things than I like… dammit… that adds ANOTHER one! I hate it when I do that… doh! I did it again!
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I HAVE NOW SEEN A DIFFERENT SIDE OF YOU! VERY INTERESTING.
Comment by CAS GRAY — August 28, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
Don’t take everything you read as gospel…
If push came to shove… I’m pretty sure I could eat a whole penguin…
Comment by Stick — September 4, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
I’m totally loving your blog….
Comment by Mikhal — January 14, 2008 @ 9:07 am