June 3, 2008
Last week, my girlfriend A and I headed up to the Sunshine Coast Hinterland for a few days to beat the ratrace…
Girlfriend? What are we… twelve?!
But I digress…
On the way up… to kill some boredom, we played a few CD’s and tried to find clouds that looked like something… other than clouds… marshmallows… or cottonballs…
On a side note… we started listening to Meatloaf’s “I would do anything for love”…
I’ve listened to it a thousand times… but for some reason the line “I’d run right into hell and back” made me giggle…
I pictured Meatloaf running into hell… pulling his mouth apart with his fingers… waggling his tongue at Satan… going “blabble-blabble-blah”… and then running back out while tittering like a schoolgirl…
Small things?
Anyway… after a few cloud sightings… like a flying pig… an elephant… and a cat striking a mouse… A led out with “a menagerie of dragons, beasts and giants”… when describing a particularly lumpy piece of sky…
I pondered this… and replied… “I always thought using the word “menagerie” to describe dragons… was… you know… kinda gay”…
To which she instantly retorted “No YOU’re gay!!!”…
To which I could only begrudgingly reply with “Well played madam”…
*Wistfully* If only this cloud had been around at the time…
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Nice way to try and tie in that you’ve got a girlfriend. No one is fooled, you nobwit. I’m guessing that A actually stands for Adam. At least be honest with your loyal reader (yes there is one of us)
Comment by Geezer — June 10, 2008 @ 9:44 pm
Are you calling me fat?
Comment by Stick — June 11, 2008 @ 9:09 am
Two loyal readers. I know, I’m as surprised as you both are.
How is it that you have a girlfriend and I don’t? I want to take cheap shots at the fact that you drive around looking at clouds, but maybe this is what a real man has to do these days to get women?
Comment by Jonny — July 6, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
Right… you can ALL take note of the final cloud…
PS Seriously though, she really DOES exist… I’m not making her up at all… nuh uh…
Comment by Stick — July 8, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
Nup. You’re gay.
Comment by Batman — July 11, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
Batman? Is that really you?
Comment by Stick — July 11, 2008 @ 4:24 pm